“Beneath beautiful
appearances, I search out ugly depths. And beneath ignoble surfaces, I probe
for the hidden mines of devotion and virtue.
It’s a relatively benign mania which enables you to see something new in
a place where you would not have expected to find it.”
-Flaubert Gustave-
Today, October 13, 2012, is the birthday of Lenny
Bruce. Had he lived, he would be 88
years old. That would be quite fortuitous,
considering the pervasive nature of his drug addictions.
I say addictions.
Besides the escalating abuse of heroin, amphetamines and alcohol, Lenny
abused the English language by stand-up comedic utterances which you and I
often think; but are constrained to speak aloud.
Lenny has passed into obscurity over the 44 years since his
death. His good friend Phil Specter
scooped up all the damning photos taken at the death scene, in an attempt to
hide his ignominious end from the public.
Alas, Larry Flynt procured the most devastating photograph of all; and
published it on the back cover of Hustler: a naked Bruce in a fetal curl around
a commode.
Flynt, a most arrogant righteous leftist schmuck, probably meant
to portray the wages of sin to the increasingly jaded voyeurs who thumbed lasciviously
through his publications. Unfortunately,
that image of a man defeated in all ways, consigned to death, is the one that
supplants all the others that I once possessed.
In 1968, I was a disc jockey on a middle-of-the-road format
station with mediocre ratings. All
stations are sent free albums by recording companies and producers in the hope
that their product would be aired. In
the mail one day came a vinyl LP of Lenny Bruce. It was a ‘sampler’; a collection of recordings,
gathered from the artist’s other releases.
This find compiled thirteen of Lenny’s most memorable
stand-up routines. Since it was never
going to be played on old KEEZ-FM in the middle of Andrew Kostelanitz and Mitch
Miller, I took it home with me. In the
subdued lighting of my tiny apartment, in a swirl of smoke, my best friend and I
played that album until the routines were committed to memory. With my startling gift for mimicry, I could
resurrect Lenny from the grave and bring a party to its knees in hysterical
fits of laughter.
Good times, those.
Best friend stole the album and would not give it back. No importa, mi hijo. I got Lenny right here. He is still with me: alive, sick and rapping
on my beaney bag.
In the depths of his nadir, working gigs in San Fernando
Valley strip joints, Lenny found his MAN.
With the universal surrender of ‘FUCK IT!’ shrugging off the
conventionality of a prudish society, he began an obscene canoodle of our
Freedom of Speech that took him…and us…to a clarity of truth that we savor…and
cherish even now.
Lenny was condemned by that grimly proper mid-century
society: arrested, convicted, and hounded out of existence by 1966. But the nabobs of morality could not shut him
up. Nor could they silence his
disciples—Mort Sahl, Phyliss Diller, Dick Gregory—Richard Pryor.
In the global Ethernet, in our everyday cursive; and in our
flip verbal banter, obscenity has become passé.
We are hurtling towards a
global village replete with abundance for all.
The snarling dogs of war, religious bigotry and corporate greed will
lose their power to enslave us.
In peace, harmony and the contentment of world-wide full
bellies, we will speak in a common tongue and do stand-up gigs for each
other…into the night.
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